Top Assasination Weapons

That's right folks, with all the doom and gloom this week, i thought its time to channel it into some beneficial reviews.

Presenting, Top Miscellaneous and Random Weapons

#10: Makuta Nynrah Ghost Blaster
Yup, that's right folks, in number ten we have the Makuta variant of the summer's hottest lego weapon, The Ghost Blaster. Rated for it's ability to place anything mechanical under your control, it's the perfect way to cover up your footprints when you kill someone.

#9: Halo Spiker
And in number 9, we have HoboWrath's Dirty Diaper/ IPod Nano combo, the Brute Spiker. Although fast and double-wield compatable, this Brute weapon is still remarkably weak, making it useful in the Sadism contest, but not if you want to avoid capture. Seriously. *Cops chime in* HOLY SHIT *fires Spiker* DAMMIT!!! D:

#8: Midak Skyblaster
Another new BIONICLE weapon from Lego, its the new 'in' thing seeing as all characters seem to use it. This oversized cannon is perfect in today's society, seeing as how the weapon draws light into a sphere and fires it at high speed, burning away any darkness inside you, but making it BURN instead of turning you nice. Hey buddy, you had your chance to be turned nice, now you pay. However, this massive collectible somehow snugly fits on to Taka's wrist. O.0

#7: Energy Harpoon from BIONICLE: Heroes
Now, what's to say about this weapon? it's sadistic, violent, and makes making baths a hell of a lot more fun. After upgrading your hook two levels, this weapon really insults those who get their asses kicked due to the fact its wielder is female. The Harpoon varies from its other Heroes counterparts in the sense that it actually locks on to targets before firing a continuous stream of energy, thus kicking the ass.

However, if you are ever in need of MORE power, (For those stains that just don't break into a million pieces,) you want to get into any water source. Like Hahli, the Energy Harpoon draws more power when in water.

#6:Laser Crossbow from BIONICLE: Heroes

Another Lego weapon takes centre stage at #6, this time being the Air Crossbow. Much like a shotgun from HALO, this weapon is built for close combat CARNAGE. Violent, it fires bursts of energy that weaken with distance. However, you'll want something a little quieter for evading notice, as this is kinda loud. Not suggested unless you leap like Kongu. *Jumps from platform to get to glowy spot*

*lands on glowy #5: Blackout's EMP from TRANSFORMERS: The Game*

Now, ThIS is a weapon to screw up your enemies. In terms of assasination, this is kinda good cus aside from killing the enemy, you also clear the next fifty-metre radius along with it. Although slow in the recharge, Blackout uses this weapon to open a can of Whoop-Ass for Autobot and military unit alike.

#4: Needler from Halo 3

Okay, for this weapon, i'll need to quote Hobo Wrath. "The Needler has been upgraded from total suck to HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS A NEEDLER". A fast weapon, the Needler is dual-weild compatible, and probably shit accurate. However, it leaves a hell of a mess. Mafia use only.

#3: Cordak Blaster

Yet another Lego weapon, the Cordak was last year's "it thing". All characters carried a variant of it, from shoulder mounted to double-wielding. The Cordak is of gattling gun variety, firing a stream of mini rockets that reduce mountains and ice cream alike into slag. Taking in only six bullets per clip, The Cordak isn't so much assassination, but muscle assault. Most Users tend to carry an extra rocket strapped on to the side, and if you're dead accurate, it's all you need.

However, they don't really bring intimidation, as they are bright red and make a squishy sound when launched. Don't let that fool you, as seven of them brought an entire island crashing down.

The final two, i admit are actually the final four, as both Lego and Halo have equally good weapond for the distinguished anihilator.

#2: Sniper Rifle/Laser Vibra-Axe from 'Heroes'
In the Halo corner, we have Church's favourite and signature weapon. With a 10x Zoom, the Sniper Rifle is what assassination is all about. Why use laser crossbows or electro magnets when you can just kill a guy right? for the old time lovers, what could be awesomer than a normal-no-flashy-weapon?

A flashy un-normal weapon of course. Unlike the sniper rifle, Laser Axe is Hewkii's ultimate weapon. Slow with the reload, you don't need aim for this son-of-a-bitch. Another weapon better suited for killing witnesses as well s victims, the Joker would be proud to have this upgraded weapon in his arsenal. Designed to tear things apart so Hewkii can build things, who says you HAVE to when you can just frag them?

#1: Spartan Laser/ Disk Launcher

Okay Halo fans, we have right here, God's Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine itself, and we're about to try it out. *Fires at Hewkii and melts him* Anti-Vehicle and Spartan alike, the laser allows the player many powerful attacks, and one liners such as "Imma chargin' ma lazer!" or "Shoot da whoop!" seriously. Itt'll melt your face. Try it, Firdaus!

Now, the Disk Launcher is your swiss-army knife. The Disk Launcher obviously uses disks for ammunition, with a variety of powers such as:
Poison Removal
Reconstitution at random
Weakness
Freezing
teleportation
Seriously. Unlike other lego weapons built for a specific occassion, the Disk Launcher is your all-rounder. With some disks as silent as a sniper, others as brutal as a brute, the disk launcher is your cover-all for any situation. However, it is strongly suggested you carry the Spartan Laser if ur gonna kill something, as there's a big table of terminology to remember before you kill someone with a disk launcher.

And that wraps up my top weapons. Although not assassination-worthy, i clearly have to admit that most of these weapons will kill the enemy undoubtedly, with only a 0.00000000000000000000000000400000000000000000000002% chance of survival. Although i put them at number one, id rather watch the midak burn people up.........

Fighting the battle for power