S.Am: So, its been 4 days since the kid's seen her. how long til he cracks?
P.Am: I dunno. Kid's been takin it well in my eyes.
W.Am: Takin it well? what are you? he's freakin gonna burst at any second now!
V.Am: and just for kicks, he's got crap in his face to deal with!
L.Am: Uh, guys.. i think the readers wanna know exactly WHAT's going on.
*Drumrolls* And now, LIVE from The Front Lobe, it's Am's most talked about show, "What the @$#& is Going On!!"
*Applauses from melted clocks and lego men*
Host: hey, how ya all doin?
*cheers*
Host: well, in the past few days, we've seen schools end, pencilcases gone missing and girls STILL not talkin to this poor sap. But don't let me spoil it for you, lets hear it from his personalities!!
*cheers*
Standup: Heya, host. how ya doin?
Host: Awesome.
Standup: Really? you look like crap man!
Host: awh, shut up, man! we got other personalities to inroduce and you're hoggin up the time!
Standup: Least i'm not REALLY a hog.
Host: Asshole. *presses button*
Standup: *mic disconnected*
Host: And next up, Industrialist Playboy and regular sicko, It's Tony!
Tony: Hey, ladies! number on your screen right now. i live next to the 30th Neuron.
Host: so, i heard yesterday you all went off to Eastin for high tea. care to share your views?
Tony: Don't think it's appropriate for kids, bro.
Host: It's k. just go on.
Tony: *phew* did u see it? GIRLS IN FREAKIN SHORT SKIRTS HOW FREAKIN AWESOME WAS THAT?!I MEAN *mic disconnected*
Host: okay, now recently, a new personality stepped into office as president, and we were lucky enough to have him on. Please welcome, Sarcastic Misanthropy!
SM: *wakes up* huh, wha?
Host: Yo, so can you explain whats happened in the past few days?
SM: Yeah. Pencilbox missing, Slag slagging, Hannah emoing and you looking like SHIT for your own talk show.
Standup: Amen!
Host: And that's all the time we have for now, folks! we'll see you again soon!
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